moon rises

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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youraveragebogman

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deliriumcrow

Yes. This. I love you, I want to interact with you, I just ... kind of suck at doing that.

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ouch.

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(:

cruelfeline

Deepest apologies to everyone who has ever messaged me and walked away moderately disappointed!

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Also people who messaged me and I never responded: I SAW IT AND I APPRECIATE IT I just HAVE CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY IM SORRY

Source: youraveragebogman

“i fucked a cat and now we’re unscrewing my legs; a journey”

we might need a wheelchair after sex

why?

so i can actually go places with you

“do you wanna go to the kitchen?” “yeaaa, but don’t move my legs”

“*unscrews your legs and leaves them in the bed”

how would that work tho? like *insert weird twisting motion* or like *pops leg like barbie*

eh, it depends i guess

i fucked a cat and now we”re unscrewing my legs

well that’s a tumblr post..

DISCLAIMER I DIDNT FUCK A CAT SHE IS FINE okay to rb