southern gothic moodboard for @clandestine-intestine
Yes. This. I love you, I want to interact with you, I just ... kind of suck at doing that.
Deepest apologies to everyone who has ever messaged me and walked away moderately disappointed!
Also people who messaged me and I never responded: I SAW IT AND I APPRECIATE IT I just HAVE CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY IM SORRY
Anonymous asked:
Shayne Dawson???
i- no- i swear i am not actually a cat fucker
wassup sexies i am back with a new phone
azzy admits to having a foot fetish
“i fucked a cat and now we’re unscrewing my legs; a journey”
we might need a wheelchair after sex
why?
so i can actually go places with you
“do you wanna go to the kitchen?” “yeaaa, but don’t move my legs”
“*unscrews your legs and leaves them in the bed”
how would that work tho? like *insert weird twisting motion* or like *pops leg like barbie*
eh, it depends i guess
i fucked a cat and now we”re unscrewing my legs
well that’s a tumblr post..


















